Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Only at my House

There are things you might overhear at my house that wouldn't hear any other place. Things like-- 

-Hey! Who put the ice cream on top of the frozen rats? This basket is only for the rats! 

-That box is in the cupboard behind the roach colony in the garage. 

-No, you can't use this bathtub because the turtle is about to take a swim. 

-The ice packs go in front of the frozen bloodworm gum drops. 

-Whatever you do, do NOT make eye contact with the iguana upstairs. 

-Watch out! Don't step in the tortoise poop by the front door. 

-I'll take you to your friend's house as soon as I finish force feeding my babies. 

-Don't sit down there! There's a beardie sleeping under the blanket. 

-Welcome to the Zoo!