One is that I leave him alone a lot. He really likes it when I don't make eye contact, don't talk to him, don't touch him, don't feed him, and don't come within 10 feet of him.
Two is he likes it (85% of the time) when I spray him down.
When he's satisfied with the spray, he will attempt to bite me or he will stay in his "I am content right this moment so don't ruin it" pose.
My job is to then back off slowly so he can continue to pretend that I do not exist and have no impact on his life.
He's such a diva!
