"Careful there, Pal! Don't dump your plates in the sink!"
When there was no reply, I turned around to see no one at the sink. Upon a closer look, I found my fox statue in the sink and a juvenile iguana sliding off the window ledge.
Ah ha.
Instead of blaming messes on someone else, my kids can now point their finger at Midnight. He's like a demon toddler bent on exploring and destroying! ;)