-Hey! Who put the ice cream on top of the frozen rats? This basket is only for the rats! 
-That box is in the cupboard behind the roach colony in the garage. 
-No, you can't use this bathtub because the turtle is about to take a swim. 
-The ice packs go in front of the frozen bloodworm gum drops. 
-Whatever you do, do NOT make eye contact with the iguana upstairs. 
-Watch out! Don't step in the tortoise poop by the front door. 
-I'll take you to your friend's house as soon as I finish force feeding my babies. 
-Don't sit down there! There's a beardie sleeping under the blanket. 
-Welcome to the Zoo!